First-Place Winner, May - October 2010
Screenplay Contest – Teleplay/Short Series
"Momfia”
Written by Dean Watts

ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Dean Watts is a native of San Diego, California. He grew up in Salem, Oregon and after high school attended George Washington University in Washington D.C. After graduating from GWU, Dean attended SMU School of Law in Dallas, where he met his wife Heather. After graduation, she and Dean moved to East Texas and had two fantastic children. Dean and his family now live in Nacogdoches, Texas where he continues to practice law.
Additional Writer Information:
dean.watts@att.net
LOGLINE
A hapless father must battle ruthless soccer moms when he accidently parks in the school drop-off line on the first day of kindergarten.
SYNOPSIS
Momfia is a story about a father who incurs the wrath of ruthless soccer moms when he accidently parks in the kindergarten drop-off line on the first day of school. In response to this appalling incident, the Momfia meets him at the local coffee shop, where they try to extort him into taking out their rival on the school board. Using his wits, the father turns the tables on these evil women by tricking and blackmailing them instead. Ultimately, he gains a premier parking place in the drop off line and becomes the “Godfather” of the school parking lot.
LEGAL NOTICE
The MOMFIA screenplay, copyright, and story idea below is owned by Dean Watts. No copying of any of the below pages is allowed, unless approved by owner.
SCRIPT FOLLOWS
FADE IN:
Int. 1998 C280 Mercedes sedan - FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL
GREGORY ALLEN, a handsome forty-something father, waits patiently behind numerous cars in a private school drop off line. ALEXANDRA GREGORY, a beautiful five year old girl, sits anxiously in the back seat.
Alexandra I'm so excited Dad!
Gregory looks in the rearview mirror and smiles.
Gregory You're gonna' have a great year!
Ext. private school entrance - minutes later
Alexandra opens her door and jumps out.
Alexandra Bye Dad!
Gregory Bye sweetie.
Gregory's car moves forward several feet then stops. Gregory rolls down his window.
Gregory
(yelling out the window) Alexandra, wait!
Gregory leaps out and runs after Alexandra. Alexandra looks back at Gregory. She turns and runs back to him. He gives her a pink backpack and a big hug.
Gregory I love you!
Alexandra I love you too, Daddy!
Alexandra skips into school as Gregory runs back to his car. He hurriedly jumps in.
INT. Gregory'S CAR - cONTINUOUS
Gregory puts it in gear and starts to pull away. There's a RAP on his window. He looks up to see JULIA CLAYTON, an intense looking soccer mom, staring at him. Gregory rolls his window down.
Gregory Hi, can I-
Julia
(tersely) There's a strict rule against parking in the drop off line.
Gregory Sorry, it's my first day and-
Julia Drive up there.
Julia points to a parking space at the far end of the parking lot.
Julia
(angrily) I need a word.
Gregory Uh, sure.
Ext. a vacant section of the parking lot - moments later
Furious, Julia glares at Gregory as he gets out of his car.
Julia You parked in the drop off line.
Gregory Oh, my daughter just forgot her-
Julia
(angry and slow) You parked in the drop off line.
Julia scowls at Gregory.
Julia Your incompetence has made me late for my morning coffee.
Gregory Then let me buy you a cup at Starbucks. There's one right-
Enraged, Julia stabs her finger in Gregory's chest.
Julia Never say Starbucks in front of me again.
Gregory
(horrified) Why?
Julia Kathi's Koffehouse sponsors our school. Starbucks is strictly off limits to students and parents!
Julia looks him up and down. She thinks for a moment.
Julia You're new here. What's your daughter's name?
Gregory Why?
Julia grabs him and shakes him like a rag doll.
Julia
(shouting) Tell me her name!
Gregory Alexandra!
Julia walks back to her car and peels out, leaving Gregory looking vexed.
INT. Gregory's car - later that Day
Gregory sits anxiously in the pick up line as children of various ages run out of school and climb into their parents' cars. Gregory talks on a cell phone.
Gregory Heather, these soccer moms are scary!
Heather (v.O.) I'll be home in a few days.
Gregory I'm not sure I can handle this myself.
Heather (V.O.) It's just a few days!
Gregory You have no idea how mean-
He looks out his window to see Alexandra accompanied by her TEACHER. Alexandra's face looks beet red and she's crying hysterically. The Teacher opens the car door.
Gregory I'll call you back.
Gregory closes his cell phone as Alexandra gets in his car.
Gregory What happened?
Teacher She had a rough day.
Gregory Why? What's the matter?
The Teacher leans in and whispers.
TEACHER
(whispering) They're watching.
Gregory Who?
Gregory looks around and sees several women whispering and staring. He then sees Julia give him the "I've got my eye on you" sign. The Teacher backs up.
TEACHER Bye, sweetie. See you tomorrow.
Gregory Wait, what exactly-
The Teacher scoots off like a cat in the rain. Alexandra climbs in, sobbing uncontrollably.
Gregory Alexandra, what happened?
Alexandra The other kids won't play with me!
Gregory Why not?
Alexandra
(sobbing) I don't know!
Julia stares at him for a few moments, then walks away. Gregory drives off, looking shaken and joyless.
INT. Gregory'S CAR - minutes later
Gregory appears to be trying to collect himself as they drive through town. He looks in the rearview mirror at Alexandra, still sobbing.
Gregory Let's go to the park!
Alexandra
(sniffling) I'm too sad to play.
Gregory Come on, we'll have some fun.
Int. Gregory's car- day
Gregory and Alexandra start to pull into the park entrance, but see Julia suddenly standing right in the middle of the road adjacent to the "Welcome to Pecan Park" sign.
Gregory Oh my God!
Gregory slams on his brakes, stopping inches from Julia. She doesn't flinch. She walks over angrily to Gregory's window. Gregory rolls his window down.
Julia
(sweetly) Your daughter can't play here today.
Gregory Why not?
Julia points to Gregory.
Julia
(coldly) We take drop-off line disruptions very seriously.
Julia eyes him and crosses her arms.
Julia You wanna' fix this problem? Go to Kathi's Koffeehouse at nine tomorrow.
Gregory But-
Julia Or you'll wish you woulda' put your kid in public school.
Fear flashes across Gregory's face.
Julia Don't be late.
Gregory looks her strangely.
Gregory I-
Julia
(over her shoulder) And don't park in line.
Gregory looks at Alexandra.
Gregory Come on, Alexandra. We'll find another park to play in.
Gregory looks perplexed as he drives away.
Int. Kathi's Koffeehouse - The next day
Julia sits with SAVANNAH PARKER, MARGARET BROWNING, and JOAN DUNBAR in a large booth in the corner. Margaret is an intimidating, but attractive six foot brunette. Joan looks like a hot bookkeeper, with glasses and a grey suit. Savannah looks sexy in her tight blouse, heels, and Versace skirt.
Joan So why this guy?
Julia He's a nobody. If this plan goes south, who are people gonna' believe, him or us?
Gregory walks in the door.
Julia There he is.
They all turn and stare at him. Gregory approaches them cautiously.
Savannah He's cute.
Julia
(disgusted) Please.
Gregory walks up to them.
Gregory Hi, thanks for inviting me.
Julia You're five minutes late.
Gregory My watch says-
Julia
(sharply) You're late. Now sit.
Gregory gives her a puzzled look, then sits down.
Gregory Who exactly are you?
Julia Just some concerned parents who need your assistance.
Margaret Do us this favor, and maybe things 'll get better for your daughter at school.
Julia points to five women sitting at a booth on the opposite wall.
Julia You see those five skanks over there?
They all look over at Gregory menacingly.
Gregory Yeah.
Julia That's the majority vote on our school board.
Joan We're in the minority.
Gregory looks at the exit longingly. Savannah smiles at him and winks.
Julia But that's gonna' change.
Gregory sits anxiously, while Savannah looks at him and plays with her hair.
Julia Take this. In it is the name, address, and picture of your target.
Julia slides a manila envelope across the table. He looks at it and smiles.
Gregory
(chuckling) You guys really had me going. I'm gonna' get an espresso. You want anything?
Gregory starts to get up. Julia nods at Margaret, who SLAPS Gregory hard across the face. Gregory looks shocked and sits down rubbing his cheek.
Julia You need to start taking this seriously, Gregory.
Julia looks up and sees a BARRISTA bringing a refill of coffee. She smiles and refills everyone's coffee.
Julia
(sweetly) Thank you so much!
Barrista Is everything okay here?
Julia
(laying it on thick) Yes, thanks.
BARRISTA Just let me know if you need anything.
Julia looks at her smiling broadly.
Julia We will.
Julia watches the Barrista walk off.
Julia
(under her breath) Nosy bitch.
Julia's expression changes from chirpy sweet to dark and evil.
Julia
(coldly) All those birthday parties, all those play dates. Too bad she'll never be invited.
Savannah We can be lots of fun, if you give us a chance.
Margaret Or we can be your worst enemies.
Julia Since the school year's started, there's no way your daughter can get into another private school.
Margaret
(smiling sweetly) They're all full.
Julia And public school. Well, let's just say those high test scores won't do her much good there.
Margaret Her whole future depends on what you do right now.
Gregory sits silently for a few seconds. He sighs.
Gregory What do you want me to do?
Julia points to the envelope.
Julia Get her off the board. I don't care how. She'll be replaced by me and then we'll take over.
Joan Or else, we make little Alexandra's life a living hell.
Gregory But she's only five years old!
Julia A perfect age to learn how the world works.
Savannah puts her hand on Gregory's knee. Gregory gulps.
Margaret Ya' got 'til tomorrow to think it over.
Julia shoos him away with her hand as if he were a bug.
Julia Now leave us. We have important matters to discuss.
Gregory gets up and walks hastily towards the exit.
CONTINUED
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